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About your salary:
Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows,
Work -------- = Power Time
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work --------- = Knowledge Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Work --------- = Money Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.
q.e.d.
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